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Mimi had a job to do, and she was willing to help out her new friend with it. All she had to do was follow Samurai Amaterasu to the place, and do the thing. Whatever that was. She'd forgotten, like the adorable baka she is. They walked through the town until they came to a bunker, guarded by two big guys with blonde hair styled up into pyramids that covered the top half of their heads. "This'll be a tough fight." Amaterasu said as music started to play. "We'll have to use stealth." "Kay." Mimi said, walking backwards up to the front door. "Hey, are you guys pirates?" Mimi whispered. "Yeah." "Do you kill people and steal stuff?" "Yeah.

"OOOOOOOOO-" "Go and kill some people." Alden said, smirking. "OOOOOOOOoo... Oh, ok." Amaterasu said, surprised. The music changed, and Mimi looked at Amaterasu in confusion. "What people?" Amaterasu asked. "This joker called Tomb Lord Pyras came in, and he's trying to muscle in on my territory." Alden explained. "His crew, the Weeping Sarcophagus Pirates, keep taking potshots at my people, and they're selling this drug called Tomb to my people. It basically makes you throw up, but tricks you into thinking it's rainbow-coloured vomit with glitter sparkles, and it's the most amazing thing you've ever seen and you need to take more and more

Mimi woke up upon a nice fluffy cloud, a warm cloth thingy giving her a warm and loving hug. She felt warm, fulfilled, and happy, and she decided she must have still been dreaming. Nothing real could ever possibly feel this great. Music began to play. She opened her eyes and saw a wooden room around her, and she saw Samurai Amaterasu standing over her. "Hey, beautiful." He purred like a cute cat. She smiled, opened her mouth, and no sound came out. She blinked a few times, head clearing up. "You were asleep for a few hours." He admitted. "You passed out when you had that weird blood explosion." "Oh. Want to join my crew?" She asked. "We'

Mimi entered the bar, expecting an awesome place filled with great pirate heroes drinking, singing, and having a good time. Loud music played when she opened the bar doors. Instead, she saw a bunch of older guys nursing their whiskeys/grogs, a bunch of guys her age drinking and talking loudly, and a lot of very attractive waitresses dressed like maids and even more attractive waiters dressed like butlers. She uncertainly walked over to the guys her age, and when she heard a few whistles and catcalls, she felt a bit better. She was sexy. People liked her. People thought she looked good. One particularly bold guy reached over to her along th

"Get. The hell. Out of my bar." The hostage said as epic music played. Amaterasu laughed haughtily, which is the fancy word for like a total douche. And then the hostage's leg snapped back, kicking the samurai in his nuts. He slapped the guy's sword out of his hands, turned around, and punched him in the face. Samurai Amaterasu was thrown out of the bar, landing on his face, and Mimi was also thrown out on her face. His fancy sword was also tossed out, landing hilt-first on his head. Different music started. "Ow..." She said, not expecting them to do that. "Well, that could have gone better." Amaterasu admitted. "Still... Want to come ba

She came to a rather nice and ordinary-looking port town on an island that was mostly cobblestone floors in town and farms way in the back. Music started to play. She drove her ship into town, literally crashing it into the docks, crushing the wood and destroying her boat. Why? She couldn't find the stop button. And everything had buttons, like the mining carts back home. Even the Megacows kind of had buttons! That boat sucked. She was flung from the obliterated boat as it fell apart and was reduced to wooden shrapnel, and she screamed as she was thrown through the air. The boat shattered the wooden docks, and she was about to fall face-fir

After a whole day of sailing around on the ocean like a boss, hanging from the crow's nest pole by her legs, dancing on the main decks, exploring the ship and seeing what secrets it held, eating food ingredients she had never eaten before in the canteen or larder or kitchen or whatever it was called out of barrels, she finally decided to stop messing around and finally drive the boat. And when she ran up to the steering wheel, she stared at it for a few moments before music started to play, realising something. Something terrifying. Something horrifying. Something that shook her to her very core. Her eyes widened in horror as she spoke t

Music played as Marines ran into her new boat. The Marines thought they were in for an easy fight. In the close quarters of a ship's insides, it'd be harder for her to swing around her swords so easily. They could just charge at her until she died, and the advantage would be theirs the whole time! Oh, how wrong they were. They found Mizuppoi 'Mimi' Hakuhyou in the Captain's Quarters, waiting for them with a cute smile, diamond swords in her hands. She just walked towards the Marines, smile not changing at all. The Marines were creeped out, but they still charged forwards to attack her. She stopped, and knelt down, bracing herself. The

Three days later. Mizuppoi 'Mimi' Hakuhyou screamed as she finally got out from under her Megacow, having survived these past few days on nothing but very-gently-squeezed-out Megacow milk. Also, her Megacow crapped onto the floor, which stunk, though at least it had the common decency to be big enough to do it far away from her. Mimi was hungry, tired, and really angry. And just when she thought things couldn't get any worse, a cannonball crashed through the wooden floors and landed in the Megacow's Megacowpat pile with great force. Her screams echoed through the whole island, through possibly even all of West Blue. Kimiko and Montagre, th